ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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