I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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