he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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