I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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