After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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