It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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