ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
this is an emotional support booty call
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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