i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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