Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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