Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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