It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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