Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
well most of my day revolves around power hour
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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