8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
