grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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