he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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