You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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