I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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