Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize