I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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