I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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