found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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