Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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