Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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