I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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