fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Someone came in the potted fern
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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