Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
No I am not eating basil off your cock
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I need to calm my uterus...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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