if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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