i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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