i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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