Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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