He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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