the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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