I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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