found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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