i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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