never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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