I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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