playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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