Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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