I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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