Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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