Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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