At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He keeps bees of course he's weird
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
