can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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