Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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