So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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