Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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