Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i dont even know how to be here
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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