Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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