So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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