I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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