Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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