Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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