You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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