Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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