Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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