Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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